anon-was-taken:

moth-moth-the-magic-moth:

gunsandfireandshit:

screamydreamy:

I looked it up and the juice is apparently a concentrated ginger/mango/cayenne/turmeric blend

shit’ll clear out your sinuses Right fast

potion of “yeah good fuckin luck”

comment-tube:

luxwing:

luxwing:

A MAN HAS DDOS ATTACKED A FANFICTION WEBSITE IN LEGO CITY!

BUILD THE VICTIM COMPLEX!

This is probably the funniest post I’ve gotten hate mail for

laika-the-bitch:

parents should have fewer rights

socialjusticeinamerica:

airsignz:

the mcdonald’s napkin when the window rolls down

flexery:

youre-a-bad-man:

empress-of-the-dark2005:

paperclvps:

paperclvps:

paperclvps:

Sunk cost fallacy? Uhhh yeah I’d like to see a phallus

I’d like to sunk cock and see phallus

Tough crowd

lambily:

me doing stand up: and what about the rain? when she comes here she cleanses us, and is good. we love the rain.

audience: we love the rain.

coughloop:

pjackk:

coughloop:

i saw pjack walking down 3rd avenue when a stick of butter he was trying to stuff in his pocket slipped out of its wrapper onto the pavement in front of him. he started slipping on the melting butter sliding on the pavement all the way down the block. might of made it all the way off the tip of manhattan

Ok but i saw u slappin a hot dog out of a old mans mouth for no reason then U stomped on it like a real jerk

man you promised you wouldn’t tell come on

mind-altering-bugs:

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

onibi-onibi:

(ｲｶ | ka92 さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

thecraggus:

#SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAstrong

riderluk: